I’m in an airport that’s like a big fancy conference center, all high ceilings and long hallways. I don’t have my boarding pass but I get on the plane anyway. I’m in first class and I ask the flight attendant if she can print it out again for me.
There’s a man who’s really angry about this. He attacks me and my friend, he urinates on us. We’re furious.
The plane gets grounded and we all have to get out and walk across a frozen lake. I keep trying to tell the flight attendant about the evil angry man.
I finally get on a connecting flight through Albany to get home.
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