Monthly Archives: November 2008

Cassette Tape

I try to purchase a cassette tape onto which I plan to record some songs for my co-workers. At first, I select a high-quality tape, which comes in a blue package. Then I consider buying a lesser quality, cheaper tape in a red package. I show the tape to one of my colleagues for his opinion.

My new project

A large group of people from Razorfish decide to secede and spin off a new company, and Bond decides to merge with them. The new office is small and very cramped. It seems that it was previously some kind of scientific lab where plants were studied, as there’s a lot of soil and the lighting makes it feel like a laboratory. The desks are very small and close together, like study carrels in a library.

I can’t find my desk and I spend a long time wandering through all the rooms looking for it. Eventually I find a very dirty room, way in the back, that no one else seems to be using, and I decide to take a desk there. I find Nate and ask him where all my boxes of stuff are, but he’s harried and overwhelmed and can’t help me.

I’m concerned about what we’re going to name the new company. I don’t want all the former Razorfish executives to take over and not give the Bond people a say in the new brand.

I am assigned to work on the JCPenney project. Our work seems to involve digging a large trench and finding artifacts in the dirt. Most of the items have been wrapped in newspaper, and the date on the paper is 1982. My mother is there to help me dig, and I find many pieces from my childhood, like items that used to sit on bookshelves in the basement, or knicknacks from the living room.

Sarah Palin is a Marxist

I decide to make a website to educate the people of Alaska that taxing oil companies and redistributing the wealth to the citizens is a Marxist economic policy. I try to register the doman “SarahPalinisaMarxist.com” but it has already been claimed by the Alaska government. I make three Wikipedia-style pages for the site. The first is a page about Karl Marx, the second discusses some of the key principles of Marxist Socialsim, and the third explains how Sarah Palin’s policies are similar to Marx. The highlight of the site is an animated GIF that morphs Marx’s face into Palin’s.